The Problem with Me & Pint Size

I Woke up with a swollen face, More like swollen eyes. I slept at 530am and for some reasons I just jumpe out of bed at 1pm. I had barely 8hrs of sleep. That's usually not that case, Coz I SLEEP ALOT! Muahahhaha! Had some random thoughts...

1) Why do guys like pint size girls? why?
2) They always say they like independent women, but they are simply attracted to pint size Girls (I'm using girls, coz they r so small size?)

I'm not against any of my friends who are pint size. But given a choice, I would still chose to be standing at 1.65m (Or lesser..Due to my heavy weight, LOLz). However, I would like to make a statement where sometimes men are blinded by the cuteness that pint size dolls possess.
Its irritating leh!

*Calm Down*

Ok. I have this colleague she wears a Size 40 Nine West Shoes, I call her Alien K***. Muahahaha! Women/Girls usually wear Size 7 or Size 38 or smaller. Anything small would be a kid. She's standing at 1.7m, which I envy that height but then again, I should be contented with 1.65 or less. Muahhaha.. My point is, Usually people with Big Feet, comes with a remarkable height, Hips, and Butt(I'm not saying its perky!Its Just Huge) Go notice models, they are tall, the only difference between us and models, they are lean meat people. That's why they look great in photos. We are the people with the big hips( Its not a 8 Figure lah!its a pear shape), with remarkable height and will always stand out in photographs. Coz, we usually take up more film-size.
Its no matter how lean we look, we are like giants to those pint-size girls. She told me a scene that I think it’s embarrassing. She went to our HK Counterpart office for some training. She's tall enough to be head to head with the guys there. Not that I'm trying to say HK Guys are short. But, its the girls that are a little too pint size that its makes awkwardness double up!
There's another joke to Pint-size, occasionally my office will cater to accounts auditors. 1 of them is this pint-size girl. I must say, she's big eye, pint size. Every guy little fantasy dream!

Oh boy! I hate her!

On 1 occasion, on my way out from the toilet, the auditor was making her way in. Being taller, she looked up at me with those dopey innocent eyes. DUH! So turn off! HellO?!! Boy I sure hate the moment. I went back to office feeling a little off-key. And told my Giant Colleague about this incident, she suggested we grab her by the neck and drag her to the pantry and whack her and leave her with a fresh toast in hand! Muahahha.. This is the evilness we possess!
We are the evil Giants!
Then some mighty guy who lurves pint size will come to her rescue and hate us forever. This is how men is. They just love to show their tenderness to PINT SIZE GIRLS.

I think I should breathe in harder....
*Calm Down*